Awww, just look at that little face. You could be forgiven for thinking he's a little angel.
Uh, uh. This child seems to have been (temporarily we hope) possessed by an evil, psycho baby.
Yep, Mum and Dad would really love to listen to you cry half the night and, hey, why eat a sandwich when you can sit on it. Don't let Mum wipe your bum, why not rub poo into the carpet instead. It needs a good clean anyway. Now, just pretend your going to give your Mum a cuddle and then headbutt her in the teeth instead. Ha, ha, ha, how funny. And you know, Mum does love the Tamar Valley, how about a night time tour - make sure you stay awake and yell at regular intervals the whole way. Hell, some places are probably better in the dark. Mum and Dad haven't been drinking much lately, they really could do with upping their alcohol tolerance levels and lets see if we can make Mum break her all time chocolate gobbling record.
Teething??? We hope so. We also hope it's over soon!
PS Don't worry I haven't hit the grog yet! The chocolate - yes.